BLUE DIVISION OPENING ROUND, FINAL RESULTS!
Before we begin, let's give a big round of applause to ALL the lovely ladies that entered this tournament!
This was easily the most, um, "eventful" round of the tournament thus far. We had some real slobberknockers here,
folks, and more than a few surprises. Let's take a look at the highlight reel!
KIM HART v NIKA VASILEVA
Our opening match this round featured two ladies both looking for their first professional win. Sadly, *someone*
was going to have to go home still without that big "W." As the match began, Kim used her size and weight advantage
to womanhandle "The Russian Runt," tossing her about the ring and landing a brilliant shining wizard that left Nika
prone on the canvas. Kim scaled the ropes and, taking a play from the Macho Man's playbook, launched a diving elbow
drop. Alas, Nika was not QUITE as out as she had seemed, playing possum with Kim! Vasilev